THE TREE IS BONKERS

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hotwinger:

"Sir, reports are indicating that the virus spread to humans when patient zero kissed an alpaca."
"Looks like it’s an alpaca-lips apocalypse."

(via bewbin)

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

praisebetohelix:

chyphens:

gifboss:

Comfortable

kittens why

Kitten in a blanket made of other kittens.
snowmean:

elemeno-pee:

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:




HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

NAH SHE SAID SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

(Source: gordonramsaygifs, via carlossheldonmoustache)

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!